Thursday, March 23, 2017

The Shoeless Centipedes Brotherhood

(The) Shoeless Centipedes Brotherhood: We shit in private, but we are transparent about our fuckery. (In honor of Senator John McCain)

Sunday, March 19, 2017

The Whataboutist Society of North America and Outlying Districts

(The) Whataboutist Society of North America and Outlying Districts: We never let you forget about the assholery of others, or your own. 

Tuesday, March 14, 2017

Keepers of the Unholy Tweets

Keepers of the Unholy Tweets (AKA the Kunts): We keep accurate records of all that is shamefully tweeted in order to stage a no less shameful show of crude denial.