(The) Absurdist Society: We raise hell and dull your senses, until that which seemed absurd become normal. Then we do it again.

(The) Aleppo Child Actor Guild:  We’re good at playing soldiers, even dead ones.

(The) Alliance of Scientists, Artists and Sportsmen: We always win, even when we occasionally don’t. We also make history and write it too.

(The) As-I-Live-and-Breathe Foundation – a support group for the perennially flummoxed: Surprise, we are not a 12-step program.