(The) Barrel Bomb Monologue –
A New Broadway Musical. Written & Directed by: Bashar
Al-Assad & Co. Music By: The Russian & Iranian Arms
Industry in collaboration with the International Arms Industry. Executive
Producer: Vladimir Putin, Ali Khamenei & The Consortium of
Loyalist Oligarchs & Mullahs. Starring: Ten Million
Rebellious Syrians, Five Millions Willfully Blind Ones, Eight Millions
Insistently Silent Ones & One Million Dead Ones. Songs include the already
record breaking “I feel shitty, oh so shitty. I feel shitty, ugly and at bay,
and I envy everyone who’s not me today.” And “Obviously I feel rejected.
Obviously I feel dejected. Obviously I hate everybody now. Obviously, all too
obviously, I will never ever trust anyone, again.”
Believers In the Spoken Word
Temple.
(The) Blood Brew Brotherhood: In death we
thrive, unwittingly at first, but, not for long.
(The) Brotherhood of Smug
Mess-Makers: We kick the can down the road and up your ass, while
smiling.
Brotherhood of the
Continuously Reshuffled Deck: We really suck at card games. But we’re
addicted to shuffling.
(The) Brotherhood of
Indiscriminate Killers: you don't have to believe in or directly
support our mission to be one of us; all you have to do is: nothing.
(The) Brotherhood of
Psychopathic Dictators: Always ready to fuck your freedom and drink
your milkshake.
(The) Brotherhood of Racist
Butlers & Zombie Candidates: United for Armageddon – America
2016.
(The) Brotherhood of the Giddy
Scapegoats: you fuck things up, and we'll giddily take the blame, and
the fall, all for a small fee deposited into our Cayman bank accounts. No
Refunds.
(The) Brotherhood of the High
Chain-Linked Fence: We believe everyone is out to get us, which is why
we are continuously trying to get everyone first. In the meantime, three cheers
to our high good fence: it may not make good neighbors, or provide us with
adequate protection, but it does help us maintain those comforting illusions.
