(The) Dehumanized Peoples Federation: To us, Time has lost its relevance. We stand for Being.

Department of Shmuckery: A top secret branch of the secret world government tasked with manipulating the prevailing levels of global stupidity in a manner that allows for maximization of control over global developments while ensuring the survival and progress of the human species. Positions are always available. Only shmucks need apply.

(The) Drumpf Who’s Stealing Christmas! The much-awaited sequel to The Obama Who Fucked Up Syria! A cautionary tale about the unintended consequences of indifference, amoral opportunism and lethargy – coming soon to a theater near you.