(The) Fait Accompli Group: This is your carpet. We just shat on your carpet.

Fucker-Uppers For Peace: An imaginary society for leaders who fuck up and are willing to admit it, who own up and try to fix it, and who may never exist, and if they did, we probably never vote for them. For we are the biggest fuckup of all.

Fuck the Truth Society: Just tell us where It is, and leave everything to us. 

Futurists Anonymous: A self-help group for those who consistently fail to predict the past while trying vainly to replicate the future.