(The) Fait Accompli Group: This
is your carpet. We just shat on your carpet.
Fucker-Uppers For Peace: An
imaginary society for leaders who fuck up and are willing to admit it, who own
up and try to fix it, and who may never exist, and if they did, we probably
never vote for them. For we are the biggest fuckup of all.
Fuck the Truth Society: Just
tell us where It is, and leave everything to us.
Futurists Anonymous: A
self-help group for those who consistently fail to predict the past while
trying vainly to replicate the future.
