Gafta – The Global Alliance
for Transforming Assholes (into even lousier versions of their
original selves): Together we can unite the world, against decency. But it’s a
start.
(The) Global Board of Rational
Deliriologists: Our motto has always been “Sanity is the true
delirium.”
Guardians of the Inevitable: A
global union for mission-oriented undertakers and realist politicians with a
healthy sense of narcissism and a messiah complex.
(The) Global Society for
Sarcasm: We really mean what we say.
(The) Good Old Bad Boys Society: With
chapters all around the world, we have never been more sexy and attractive to
vulnerable females, and no less deadly to all, including ourselves.
Grasshoppers International: The
bald new is the same old, sexed-up. Got it? You’re learning little one.
