(The) Helter Skelter Association of Foreign Policy Wonks: There is more pride in the fall, and far less effort.

Heralds of the Timely Snafu Inc.: Call us and learn how a well-timed snafu can turn attention away from your embarrassing scandal.

(The) Holy Brotherhood of the Vicariously Liberated for International Aid and Development: We’re always willing to pray for someone to help you. But first we have to pray for someone to help us. Would you pray for us?