(The) Helter Skelter
Association of Foreign Policy Wonks: There is more pride in the fall,
and far less effort.
Heralds of the Timely Snafu
Inc.: Call us and learn how a well-timed snafu can turn attention away from
your embarrassing scandal.
(The) Holy Brotherhood of the
Vicariously Liberated for International Aid and Development: We’re
always willing to pray for someone to help you. But first we have to pray for
someone to help us. Would you pray for us?