(The) Illiberalist
International: Reintroducing slavery one lie at a time. Slave-owners
wannabes, join us and all others will be your slaves.
(The) In Bad Faith Group: The
best negotiators your money can buy. Whether you are negotiating a divorce
settlement or end to an armed conflict, the IBF Group will make sure that you
get the best possible settlement, on its own terms.
(The) International Dead
Children Parade: Celebrating global indifference to mass slaughter
with glazed eyes.
(The) International Federation
For A Contained Collective Conscience (IFCCC): WE CARE, within the
limits set by our extremely parochial interests, narrowly defined and
appropriately downsized to reflect our ongoing obsession with avoiding looming
headaches and tackling serious challenges in a manner that could actually make
a difference, due to the potentially high costs involved, both politically and
financially, as shown by our exquisitely manipulated gain-loss analysis
produced at the behest of our Vacillator-in-Chief under the supervision of the
Executive Conformer in coordination with the Foreign Affairs Abandonment
Committee’s Subcommittee on Popularizing the Unconscionable, in line with its
recommendations highlighted in its recent study: “Insights into the Workings of
the Tamable Mind: Tools and Strategies for Softer Suasion and Coercion
Techniques” published as part of the “Proceedings of the International
Conference on Asocial Awareness and Parasitical Behavior Models in a
Hyper-Connected World,” which took place in Budapest, Hungary on August
3-7, 2015 and concluded with the adoption of the Budapest Regulations on
Conscience Containment, Burden Mitigation and Risk Diversion, popularly known
as the Budapest Rules.
(The) International Foundation
for Global Anger Management: does our horrendous failure to achieve
our goal make you angry? Good. Let’s manage that for you!
(The) International Yes-Men
Association: we'll keep making you feel like a genius even as the
whole world around you crumbles as a result of your own doings.