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Keepers of the Holy Shit: We take brownnosing to a whole new level.

Keepers of the Unholy Tweets (AKA the Kunts): We keep accurate records of all that is shamefully tweeted in order to stage a no less shameful show of crude denial.

(The) Kill Trade Incorporated: To kill or not to kill, that’s the more relevant question, to which our name is our answer.