Keepers of the Holy Shit: We
take brownnosing to a whole new level.
(The) Kill Trade Incorporated: To
kill or not to kill, that’s the more relevant question, to which our name is
our answer.
Keepers of the Unholy Tweets (AKA the Kunts): We keep accurate records of all that is shamefully tweeted in order to stage a no less shameful show of crude denial.