(The) Makers of the Noise That
Precedes the Silence That Comes Before the Storm: Our presence is
deafening. More so our absence.
Mercenaries Я Us: You
pay, we kill, no muss, no fuss, no questions – just a friendly reminder: “bitch
better have our money.”
(The) Mess-Embellishers Inc.: Mess
is the only legacy one can really have. You can trust us to make it look good.
Miracle-Workers Anonymous: A
support group for people who somehow manage to retain their sanity in this
bedlam world.
“The Most Definitive Work On
The Topic At Hand” – The book to end all books: It does so by dealing
with whatever topic is currently of interest to the reader better than all
other books. The book has all the relevant information laid out in an order
that makes sense both chronologically and ontologically. It honestly
acknowledges all counterclaims and summarizes them neatly and objectively
before moving to swiftly refute them. It does all that in a succinct and
straightforward style to which people from all different professional and
educational background can related, reflecting, in the process, the author’s
wit, charm, insight and humility. The book is endorsed by other main experts in
the field as the work that each of them wishes to have written. Finally, the
book leaves some room open for possible future retractions, corrections, and/or
additional elucidations based on new discoveries and information.
(The) Murderously Maniacal
Troubadours: We’re famous for actually being able to keep you
entertained while we fuck up your life.
(The) Mutual Outing Society: Transparency
& Deniability. One way or another, our real motives will be exposed
but without jeopardizing our ability to distance ourselves
from them.
