Terrorists Unchained: We
can all come out of the closet now. We are no longer anybody’s dirty little
secret. We are now legitimized, openly funded, and accepted. Soon we will have
a seat or two at the table.
Testosterones Anonymous, with
a Freudian Twist: we would have been the baddest motherfuckers
to walk this earth, if only the mothers we fucked were always yours.
(The) Trail of Dead Russians Theme
Park: Come for the thrills. Don’t expect any frills. Leave at your own
peril.
(The) Tremblers Union: A
global service designed specifically for autocrats. Our members are already
cowed and reigned-in. You supply the fear. We supply the sheep. Note:
we work closely with the administrators of Scaredy-Cat Anonymous –
a support group for the perennially insecure.
(The) True Party for the
Truest of All Truths: Our truths are so truthful it will be a true
travesty for anyone to truly doubt their true truthfulness, or to truly assert
their untruthfulness, no matter how truly untruthfully one goes about it.
