(The) Cabal of Krakens’
Releasers: To clarify “We just release them. We don’t tame them.”
Clockwork Orange Redux: In
this re-imagining of the 1971 dystopian crime film cult classic by Stanley
Kubrick, a wave of delirium is sweeping across the world facilitating the rise
of a consummate narcissistic megalomaniac asshole on the global stage vying to
become the leader of the free world. The menacing creature’s unlikely rise seems
to be aided, rather than hampered, by his dramatic penchant to make nonsensical
and outrageous declarations as regular as clockwork, keeping himself in the
news and in center of all attention, and dividing humanity into a for and
against camp, where his person is the issue, and not any of the myriad
conflicts threatening the world. Now playing everywhere in real time.Director: Lucifer. Executive
Producer: Vladimir Putin. Cast: Donald Trump as
Alex DeLarge, AKA, the Orange Menace; Hillary Clinton as the sentient
computer program developed by American scientists as a last ditch effort to
take down the Orange Menace and save the day; and members of Morons
Anonymous who actually think that the world has a third
alternative.
Club Shit: A safe
haven for all those illegally obtained funds of the Shitty and Infamous.
(The) Consortium of the Crème
de la Crème of the World’s Most Greedy Bastards: We proudly stand for
everything that is wrong with the world, except for willful blindness and its
consequences – that’s on you.
(The) Consummate Victims
Foundation: A nonprofit organization dedicated to the promotion of
victimhood and misery all across the world. For, as its founding charter
states, “to be a victim is to be morally purely, and utterly innocent.”
The Foundation maintains a global lobbying arm known as Victims
United, which is dedicated to building the legal framework for the
foundation’s work.
(The) Corleone Foundation: We are legion.
(The) Creationists and
Realists' Alliance for Bullshittery, Fuckery and Mayhem: A cynical
organization aimed at obliterating containing the threat of liberal democratic
values.
