(The) Pact of Fashionable Dildo-Wielding Autocrats: Together for more efficient, subtle and
tastefully packaged forms of oppression.
Peacemakers Anonymous: A
support group for those who are peacemakers at heart, but who are forced to
play the warmongers in public in order to preserve their secret identity as
peacemakers, an identity so secret it could never influence their public
behavior and could only be preserved as an ethos. And… Warmongers
Anonymous: A support group for warmongers battling with their secret
craving for peace.
(The) Perennially Dumbfounded,
Stupefied & Flummoxed Bunch: Together we may stand. Apart we could
fall. But who really knows?
Power-Addicted Anonymous: A
support group for apologetic autocrats and their autocratic apologists.
(The) Prodigal Sons Association: We
believe in negotiating a better homecoming deal.
(The) Proxy War Consortium – we’re
just greedy amoral assholes, too busy with the big picture to notice those
pesky little details called citizens and children.
(The) Pundfuckery Institute: Where
you will learn how to fuckup, gracefully, and maintain your relevance despite
your obvious stupidity.
