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(The) Pact of Fashionable Dildo-Wielding Autocrats: Together for more efficient, subtle and tastefully packaged forms of oppression.

Peacemakers Anonymous: A support group for those who are peacemakers at heart, but who are forced to play the warmongers in public in order to preserve their secret identity as peacemakers, an identity so secret it could never influence their public behavior and could only be preserved as an ethos. And… Warmongers Anonymous: A support group for warmongers battling with their secret craving for peace.

(The) Perennially Dumbfounded, Stupefied & Flummoxed Bunch: Together we may stand. Apart we could fall. But who really knows?

Power-Addicted Anonymous: A support group for apologetic autocrats and their autocratic apologists.   

(The) Prodigal Sons Association: We believe in negotiating a better homecoming deal.

(The) Proxy War Consortium – we’re just greedy amoral assholes, too busy with the big picture to notice those pesky little details called citizens and children.

(The) Pundfuckery Institute: Where you will learn how to fuckup, gracefully, and maintain your relevance despite your obvious stupidity.