(The) Rational Alliance for
Rabid Debate: we believe in the necessity of a rational and
wholehearted commitment to fearmongering and hate.
(The) Real Realist Society for
Realistic Realism, for Real: Reality is not an end in itself, but
merely the starting point in our continuous invention and reinvention of truth. Not
to be confused with… The True Truthist Society for Truthistic
Truthism, for True: Truth is it. Truth is us. You find us, you’ve
found it. You can, then, stop looking, and, preferably, stop thinking as well.
For contact info, please email us
at: lostandfound@thetruetruthistsocietyfortruthistictruthismfortrue.com.
(The) Red Herring Addicts Society: We offer a 12-step program to help those addicted to spoiling arguments by making false analogies and misleading comparisons.
(The) Responsibility to Ignore
Group (formerly known as The Realists’ Guild): We believe that we can
never make a difference in this mad world of ours, and that only problems on
the domestic front merit our serious attention. For this, we further believe
that we have a responsibility to ignore the evil around us. Because ignored
evil is contained evil, as we know, and high walls and fortified borders are
sufficient protections. Amorality is how we prosper. Indifference to the plight
of others is how we prove our strength, resolve and superiority. For yes, we
are also convinced that we remain far more morally and intellectually superior
to others, and it is indeed for this reason that we cannot afford to care about
them, lest they hold us back, or, heavens forbid, we descend to their
level.
(The) Road to Hell Pavers
Union: We love sheep, cattle and barbecue. But above all, we love
decent well-intentioned faith-ridden and extremely naïve people. Smart
ideologues used to be a delicacy, but large supply decreased the appeal.
